executive team
Occupant
President, CEO, and Mailroom Clerk
Occupant Jr
Senior Vice President
Empty suit
VP Sales
Rejected baseball team mascot
VP Marketing
Name withheld by request
VP Public Relations
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VP Legal Affairs
research
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Head of Research
Lab monkeys
Nobody in particular
technology
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Head of Software Engineering
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Lead Data Scientist
Code monkeys
Still nobody in particular
MAGNIFICO-9000
Without exaggeration, the single most important arrangement of floating-point numbers in the history of computation. Possibly in the history of anything. The Renaissance had Leonardo. The Enlightenment had Newton. The Information Age has me. You're welcome.